Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do jokesters study in college?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?