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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How does a cow do math?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

My brother is my partner in crime.

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What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

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What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?