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Did you take the patient's temperature?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a short cow?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What country has the most fish?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?