Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?