How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why was the cow afraid?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?