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What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What kind of books do boats write?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What sweet treat never panics?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?