My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

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How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?