What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How much does freedom weigh?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which relative loves rice?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
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