What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What did the rug say to the floor?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

A book just fell on my head.

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?