What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?