What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do teachers do during summer break?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What job did the corn on the cob get?