Where do birds go to drink?

Why are turtles so shy?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?