What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Goat cheese!
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
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