What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?