Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do you compliment a cat?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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