What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where do kittens go to school?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's the slowest 5k?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?