Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
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