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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Where do surfers go to school?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?