How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?