What do chefs do in their spare time?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?