What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did electricity win the race?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do you give a sick pig?