What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What farm animal is best at karate?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?