On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Where do superheroes blend right in?