What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?