What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What birds make average students?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?