What did the Dorito say to his son?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why is winter considered holy?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?