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Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What kind of store would a dog own?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

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