What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?