What part of a football field is never the same?

What tea do footballers drink?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What birds make average students?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What is the strongest animal?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?