I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the cow cross the road?

How do you make a bandstand?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?