What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why is furniture so generous?

Where do horses reside?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did summer say to spring?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the dog do so well in school?