What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?