What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the foal cough?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?