How do you get straight A's?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.