What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What is the color of the wind?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?