Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?