What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Who invented fractions?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which big cat loves to drive?