Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?