What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?