Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
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