Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Families are like fudge.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
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