Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do bees chew?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's the politest month?