What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What's the opposite of irony?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?