What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?