What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

How do eggs end a TV show?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?