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Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?