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When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why was the spider so smart?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?