What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?