Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?