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A milk dud.
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How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
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Do you have the best ceiling?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
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