What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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