What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What stories are told by basketball players?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?