What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call hiking college students?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
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