Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

When do mice play every day?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?