What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?