What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What sports are both plant-based?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
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