Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What animal has the most fun?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What horn never makes a sound?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?