What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
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