Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why was the dog so popular?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?