Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the window need an aspirin?