Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How do you get straight A's?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Where do airplanes go shopping?