Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call a tired tree?