What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?