When is a black dog not a black dog?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?