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What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What school subject really rocks?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?