Why are basketball courts always wet?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?