What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?