Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?