Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the echo get detention?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

How are teens like cats?