What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
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What animal knows kung fu?
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What is an archer's favorite store?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
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