What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What tea do footballers drink?
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