Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What famous scientist will try anything?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What school subject really rocks?