How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?