Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?