What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you eat on July 5th?