Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?