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What's a tornado's favorite game?

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What sweet treat never panics?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

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Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

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Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why is furniture so generous?

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