What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
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