What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?