What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do bees chew?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What are you studying in math?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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