What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
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