What's black and white and red all over?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What sports are both plant-based?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?