How do you make a cow float?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?