What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?