What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What did the beaver say to the tree?