Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?