What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What's E.T. short for?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call a flying police officer?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?