How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?