What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Where do chips wear socks?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?