Why was the dairy grumpy?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?