What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?