What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why are English teachers so smart?

When do mice play every day?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?