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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

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What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do teachers do during summer break?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do hamsters come from?

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