What do fish use for glasses?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?