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What animal loves Indian food?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why are fish such good architects?