What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which hot drink loves golf?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?