What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?