What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do you get kids to do something?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?