What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do golfers drink on the green?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?