How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which relative loves rice?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which hot drink loves golf?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do mice leave their boats?
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