Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?