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His lips are moving.
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Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
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How do fall and winter say hello?
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