Want to hear a joke about construction?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why do cows wear bells?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why was the dog overweight?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?