What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do stars go to college?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What tea do footballers drink?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?