What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?