What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

How does a squid go into battle?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?