Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What birds make average students?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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