Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
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What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do all the planets get along?
How are teens like cats?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
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