Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a cow's dream job?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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