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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's the holiest insect?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What kind of computers do horses use?