Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call octopus twins?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?