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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

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Why do trees try new things so often?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?