Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How does dinner smell?

Which insect makes the best father?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Where do books sleep?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?