What day is your mom always right?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?