Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What car does Yoda® drive?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why are winter days great?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?