What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you organize a space party?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
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