How do horses navigate at night?

What do fish do at parades?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the cloud date the fog?