What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?