What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

When do cows get tired?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's E.T. short for?

Where does Superman park his cars?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the bee say to the flower?