Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Which insect is the smartest?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why is a doctor always calm?