Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

How does a squid go into battle?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

How are teens like cats?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?