What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?