What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How do dog catchers get paid?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which relative loves rice?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the pen say to the pencil?