What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?