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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?