What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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