What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
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What's the noisiest food?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where would you find an elephant?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why do mice need oiling?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do you talk to a giant?
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