What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a tired tree?

Which computer won the talent show?

What's a henway?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?