What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's E.T. short for?
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