Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

How do you make a bandstand?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?