Why was the artichoke so generous?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What car can't keep a secret?